punknotfunk911

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2005-01-26T02:05:01Z

Mad at way too many people today. Half of them didnt even do anything, but im just not in the greatest mood today. Havent updated for a few weeks, so ill fill you guys in. Went to ashleighs with sage, sage was a little fag and started trying to get me in trouble. Long story short, somethings gonna change soon.

Woah.

2005-01-17T02:48:58Z

Holy Crap. Friday night i went to a party with Sage and Mouseman. It was pretty boring and Mouseman was acting emo about halfway through. Nothing really more to say. Right now im effing confused.

punknotfunk911 @ 2005-01-11T16:49:00

2005-01-11T21:52:25Z

Come sit down
and ill speak so you can hear
i want to stab that punk
cause hes a fucking queer
ill tell you what id do
if i had a plastic bag
id suffocate the both of you
because your a sissy fag
and when i say this
you know it comes strait from the heart
you reek of volotile feces
and smell like pussy farts
maybe you cant hear me
cause your head inside your ass
so ill try to slow it down
and try not to speak so fast
if you had the guts
to come at me with a knife
id tell you to lick my nuts
and then id tell you to get a life
your only 14 years old
so you aint even got a ride
and your already covered in mold
cause you never go outside
and you hold a secret
you wouldnt ever tell
your dicks only 3 inches long
and you can rot in hell.

j/k sage i love you <3
i win.

Holy hell im bored.

2005-01-10T00:15:29Z

Im really bored. Today i was forced to go to church, and saw Jeffro and JT. Then in the middle of the effin 2 hour service, the pastor was like "if you have a problem with the internet" and i kicked jeff. Then he said "if you have a food problem" and i kicked JT. It was pretty lame. We pretty much stared at a clock for 2 hours. Havent skated in a while, since deland is the only place my gay parents will let me skate.

<('.'<) (>'.')>

(t'.'t)

Im so fucking bored.

I See Kevins Underpants!

2005-01-06T02:31:32Z

Fun day, yet still gay. PE was crazy, kevin tried to pance me, then i panced him, then Hodge tried to pance me, but luckily i have the reflexes of a cat (i fell out of my seat again today outta the blue.) Saw jeff and brooke again today, first non-emo chick ive seen... in like, a long time *cough* annnnyways, Im gonna have to play skate with anthony a few hundred more times because "he can still beat me in skate" 2 words kid. "skate nothing." Ate way too much today and im gonna go do something away from anything that starts with "e" and ends with "mo". later.

S-K-A-T-E Nothing?

2005-01-04T02:27:17Z

Went to school. Saw jeff ignore brooke somemore, why cant there be more chicks with her attitude? Saw some people, Spent all of lunch throwing potatos (or so they call them) back and forth with donato and hodge. Then skated to antonio's with sage and mouseman. beat him skate nothing then beat him skate to ska. Finally got my kickflips back. Decent day if you ask me...

And sage was wearing the exact same thing as buddy's girlfriend today. fucking hilarious.

el oh el

2004-12-28T03:36:29Z

Well not much has happened since i last updated. Double bass! Tomorrows my birthday, so more fun.. and as usual, a rant. i am (according to my sources) a jealous lieing bastard. oh im sorry, a HOTT jealous lieing bastard. theres the silver lining.
:-P
-Vinnie's a fucking pimp!
much love.
jeffs gay.

Catching Up

2004-12-24T03:12:46Z

Pretty boring few days. on monday skated with sage and mouseman, spent the majority of the day makin fun of Mouseman. he was wearing chick pants, and its my advice not to wear chick pants unless you A. have hit puberty or B. want to have kids. Obviously hes got neither.Anyway, yesterday i got some tissue removed from my neck, thats always fun. like 10 shots, a chunk of flesh cut off, tissue removed, skin sewed back on. fuuuun. Today i sat around and did nothing (rain wouldnt let me skate). and anyway, turns out somehow im a liar. news to me, but whatever. Normally id be the first to know im a liar, but people who have known me for 2 months would obviously notice it before me...haha.

-this rant was brought to you by the good folks over at albertsons.

Bleh

2004-12-20T03:15:06Z

Nothing happened today, yesterday all i did was play skate with mouseman. (landed varial and fakie varial)

This really sucks...

Decisions Decisions

2004-12-17T01:28:05Z

Havent wrote in here for a few days so i decided to update it. Pretty boring day, Went to school, Panced David (haha), Came home and skated with mouseman and found a few new gaps. Came home and as usual, Ashleigh was blabbing on about a nonexistant conspiracy to make her unhappy. And again, as usual, nobody believed i try to look out for people,and apparently everything i do is part of some master scheme to screw everything up. too early to laugh? i think not! hahahahahahaha... ha.

Im glad i got that off my chest. exhale and release the emo.goosfraba.

Lazy.

2004-12-13T03:11:31Z

Just sat around for the majority of the day.

Family Guy Quote!

Peter: Make like Siamese twins and split ... and then one of you die.

2 SET BIACH!

2004-12-12T01:59:45Z

haha. its been a pretty decent day. Sage picked me up at about 11:30 and we went to jeffs, picked up jeff and brad, and headed over to deland. All i did is the newsjournal 2 set, the smallest part of the ACR gap, the library ledge, and the 2 set sagey boy rolled his ankle on. Jeff and brad were firecracking everything they could find. Crazy kids, i tell ya. Sage layed low most of the day, but twords the end he started doing 3s and stuff. I noticed on the car ride back from deland, that brad dad is effing crazy! hes a madman. seriously dude. Most fun ive had in a while. We saw some negroes man. we were like "yo dawgs!" and they shot at us, so we ran, then hesus can up and he was like "dude seriously, bro, SERIOUSLY". (j/k about the black dudes and hesus) Brad kept landing on his knee. Jeff busted his ass. im gonna have to do this again real soon.

Muah!
<3!!!111one

"dude seriously"

2004-12-11T02:08:14Z

Another fun day of school... Started at about 7 when i woke up, showered (dont get any ideas i charge for things like that) and went to school with mouseman and sage. Another day another inside joke, "dude seriously, no disrespect, but seriously dude." Had a nice long talk in 5th with sage (when we were supposed to be doing our work) Right now im working on my current project of eating an entire can of cranberry sauce. hopefully skating deland with Jeff and whoever else they can get to go. Some people man... Some people.

-Ugh means nothing

UGH!

2004-12-10T01:38:27Z

Well, its been another perfect day. Day started with me waking up at 5:30 to the soothing sounds of my mom vomiting. Went back to sleep, Woke back up at 7, and got ready to go to school. Went at about 8 with Mouseman, and went to the tennis courts. Got in trouble in 4th period for making a racist remark. Got in trouble in 5th period and had to sit in the hallway for 45 minutes. haha. Yeah, Got a few more secrets in my book o' secrets. Schools been pretty boring since mike got suspended. This really sucks. I mean really,really,really,really sucks.

Gilligan
the skipper too
the millionaire
and his wife
the movie star
the professor
and mary anne
here on gilligans isle!

Masel Tov.

2004-12-09T02:24:33Z

Good stuff man... good stuff. Well my day started with getting about 6 hours of sleep, and being very tired from doing nothing. went to school (haha Kamuii got in trouble for stealing a bag of cheetos from the vendor guy) Annnnyway, me and sage have a little bet goin, and mouseman went with a week and a half sage. Tomorrow that kim chicks gonna beat gina up. The sad thing is she could beat pretty much any guy up... expecially the fat kid we like to call hodge. anyway im gettin tired to im out.later

-$1.50 up for grabs.

Macaroni Grill!

2004-12-08T01:50:43Z

Pretty boring day. Mike and anthony got busted for having paintballs. losers? i think so. Anyway, went to macaroni grill tonight and, WOW... that'sa onea spicy meataballa! best italian food around. Then went to Lowes for all my shopping needs. Sage sent me distance is darkness and its pretty cool. Snapped my drumsticks today, so ive gotta play with these fat sticks till i get my new ones.

ashleigh- the offer still stands.

Another Boring Day

2004-12-06T01:17:09Z

Not too much happened today. Skated for a little while and noticed the chuck gap (i named it) was filled with wood. Im definately gonna do something next weekend, so have your people call my people. Back to school tomorrow (woo). i get to see all the emo kids...

Grandparents are here...

2004-12-05T01:17:54Z

Well, nothing really happened with me today. Grandparents just got here tonight from Ohio, thats always fun. Started blasting as i lay and freaked the hell outta my family today. totally clueless as to whats going on right now, and ill prolly never quite understand people.

Welcome to my life.

2004-12-04T02:15:45Z

Bored, as usual and finally decided to make a livejournal. Went to school, boring. Came back and skated with Mouseman, more boring. Came home and everybody is doing something except me (i caught the emo). I lost a bet with Jeff, proving, if there was ever a doubt, i am a loser. welcome to paradise kids...